If you've ever been a turd polisher- aka salesman, you know that you flirt with that fine line between therapist and mental patient. Everyday. And get paid for it. But you know what's worse than sales? Leasing. That's right, you sell the same thing over and over and over again to someone more effed up than your previous tenant.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

You can't make this stuff up people.

When you live in an apartment, the office staff knows you only as an apartment number. Don't take it personally. *181 came in today, told me that her toilet has mold growing in it. First of all, porcelain is nonporous, it is impossible to grow mold in there. Upon further investigation, she told me it was up underneath the rim of the toilet bowl. Verbatim, "I cleaned it out and two weeks later it's black again." Ummm.....it's poo lady. You have to clean your toilet every week, or guess what? That's right. Poo. Now she's known in the office as UFO lady.-J

*some names and numbers have been changed to protect our butts

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